dajo42:

“when they dig up your bones theyll identify them as male”

1. why do you think the inevitable fate of all bones ever is to be dug up

2. if they did my gravestone would be right there with my name on it and theyd say “oh probably a trans woman. cool”

3. i cant stress enough that you have fundamentally misunderstood archaeology. do you think it works like the fossils in animal crossing

4. id literally be dead who gives a fuck

5. cremation

honeylemony:

rockytop-liberty:

It’s dinner, not supper. Jesus had the last supper. There are no more of them. 

boychic-deactivated20230922:

boychic-deactivated20230922:

god, what’s tumblr?

tumblr: i have three weed smoking girlfriends

gaydelgard:

yeah i worded it like this on purpose

biglawbear:

stevowie:

memewhore:

White Women Wednesday

I can’t stop watching this video. This is my favorite thing. The totally incorrect shotgunning. The fact that there’s no reason for the woman on the left to take a step in the direction that she did. The other woman’s immediate reaction to shut off the phone first before even helping her friend. The fact that they don’t say a word or make a sound the whole time. This is a masterpiece.

A girl with a beer falls off the peer

:

jeb w ari

skiptomy:

libraryofjoy:

Lady of shallot. Lady of onion. Lady of garlic. Lady of chives.

its 4am and I have no control over what i draw

thelist:

ythok:

thelist:

i couldn’t fix him. but i could fuck him

Op looking at a broken toaster

i cant do this anymore

advxnturer:

i hate maximum ride for all the wild plot twists they threw in that made no sense and at the same time i love it?? james patterson and the ghostwriters just decided to go absolutely feral.